A Typical Conversation With the PM

PM: How are you coming on [project A]?
me: haven't even started.
PM: What are you working on?
me: [project A]
PM: Your freakin' me out. Is that fun for you? Huh? HUh? HUh?
me: i deleted everything. i decided to start all over. tables layout. and flash. and …

Jokes by Robots, For Robots

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?

You don't.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

A robot.

Oh, shit.

"Waiter, waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"

"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows …